Side note: I was going for Ned The Wino, but it wasn't a good look.
Hare E Nutz says:
Fuck you an yo mamma bitch
mayn fuck bwah be a yo are we be gettin it ova her bloc zone58 house4 cum holla
^ Cats giving out coordinates
nigga yous a fucktard
^ ??? When did fucktard become hood lingo?
Don't worry....i know that you're says:
^ took some time to create that one, huh?
I can't say e-Thug, because even the thought of trying to beat someone down, on and through the world wide web is inane. Those crazy ass comments remind me of them corner winos, those Thunderbird style cats. You could be talking to someone, or even crossing the street, and they just come over and start yelling slurred words of emotional banter, and be loud as hell too.
Cats be drunk commenting. If people can drunk text, they can drunk comment.
Yeah we can blame it on the kids, trolling around the sites getting laughs because they're bored. But at the same time some of their content is realistic thought. You can tell that they consumed too much of the media flavored kool-aid, and they are speaking in that slurred, drunken manner.
Check this out. Face(the)book being through at you for updating your status when you know you've got a warrant.
You have followers, like stalkers and "inquirers" being updated of your personal movements. "Bout to smoke with the homie Moe...Ribeye Gang stay winning"
Newsflash: "So and so rapper was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana last night as the police raided a drug safe house at..."
I always remember Benny Hill calling that old, bald cat Jackie Wright, a "twit".
"So you like the idea? What should we call it?"
"I can't stop laughing! People are dumb twits, huh?"
Doesn't the law always use blue?
This blog made me think about this wino dude back in the day in Brooklyn, who was well known, but one day he got out of pocket and got clapped. The crazy part is dude had serious pocket change. He was just caught up in the hype. The label had him mesmerized to where all he just wanted to do was have fun (see what I did there "just for entertainment" lurkers).
4LOKO ain't got nothing on these bottles. I've seen these labels kill more people than guns. Word to the various original Kat Stacks' still out there tricking for a bottle of this sh^t.
Call me when cats get sober.