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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Break Yourself!


im sure we done all heard by now that the baw Kobe and his wife made a visit to Splitsville, USA. its in California, obviously. its right next to Suckertown and about 50 miles from Gotchagreen. i really dont know any other way to explain marriage, at least in the traditional sense, and especially in this case. cause it seems that to be succesful in a marriage these days, you gotta live in one of these towns. or maybe you could live in Fascade. thats in NY. cause i dont know about those that say they live in Bliss. as far as i know, they say thats what ignorance is.

Kobe wife is obviously fine. she was just as fine as she is now as she was 10 years younger. at the time it made sense to everybody watchin that he would marry her. she screamed 'trophy wife' from every pixel in the photographs. we could see it. and i know she knew. and Kobe aint a dumb dude. he knew the deal as well. so marrying without a pre-nup had to be an intentional thing. dude must've knew what he was gettin ready to put her thru. and set her trust fund asideto deal with it.

i mean, these women know the deal. if you marry a king, you must accept the notion of concubines. it makes me think about the book im writin called "Yall Bitches Crazy". and this makes me think of one of the chapters im writin in it. because it really makes me think that a woman must be crazy to throw away their security because of a man going out and filling in the blanks. its not like its betrayal. the man has no intention of stabbin the woman in the back. he aint gonna leave his wife for none of these chicks he's bangin. he makes it clear that he still values her by coming HOME. he doesnt flaunt it in her face or do things to disrespect her. he makes sure shes well provided for and that she knows she is the MOST important woman in his life. so what he goes out to get WHAT YOU ARE PROBABLY UNWILLING TO GIVE HIM AT HOME? and if he does go get WHAT YOU WONT GIVE HIM, why are you penalizing him for that???? it would make sense to me that if he's got what u wont give him and then comes home, that that should make for a happy home. you should be happy, cause now you dont have to suck his cock or take it in the ass. and you STILL get everything you you want without doing anything that you dont want to. and you mad at that? yall bitches crazy...

and look, if you think Kobe finished makin money, you crazy. he still got more than a few good years left. the new Kobes is mean (look for em in a upcoming post). and as Jordan's successor, he gone make money off that line YEARS after he hang up his own sneaks. he still got books to write, speaking engagements, endorsement deals, sports casting jobs, front office positions in NBA management, the options that go with that... he gone get that 75 mil back n then some. and he gave her some of that in assets, which will probably decrease in value. and if she live like she livin with my man, she gone eat thru that money quicker than you think. in a 51% tax bracket, it's actually closer to 35. she gone be forced to do somethin for money. marry another big money boy or get a job. if she marry another of the type, shes bound to run into the same problem. cause now she got kids and NBA mileage.

me, i dont think marriage is my thing. i tried to be one of those dudes that put his lady first and let her run things. and i felt like a sucker. cause i think the shit should be about a mutual happiness. i dont wanna spend all my time making her happy. i would hope we aspire to OUR happiness above all. but most women want it to all be about them, from the wedding day on. whatever she wants, she wants you to get it. she wants to be spoiled. but spoiled by definition, means rotten. un-useable. i question any woman who wants to be that.

but if you think thats a good way to live, by all means, sucker on. dont let me spoil it for you. but if she wants more than you can provide, she will go elsewhere. but she aint comin home. she will put her happiness first. she aint gonna come home like a man does and still perform her duties, keep her commitment to those vows. she will be O-W-T, like Bugs Bunny used to say. and STILL expect for you to pay her bills when she leave. and a lot of u dudes will. yall bitches crazy... and in the words of the great American poet, Ice Cube; "some of yall niggas is bitches too"...

take a cue from my man Buddy Guy... before you be the one singin the blues...


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2 comments:

lol!

but tell me, pop...


am i a liar?

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